Rate My Neighbour! Can you spot the nightmare?
Every street has one. The midnight gardener. The karaoke king. The curtain twitcher who knows your Amazon order before you do. Meet 20 fictional neighbours and decide their fate across 20 rounds.
Last updated April 2026 · Free to play · No sign-up
Rate My Neighbour!
You're about to meet 20 fictional neighbours. Read their profile, spot the clues, and decide: Harmless, Mildly Annoying, or Run Immediately?
Score out of 100. Correct = +5, close = +2, wrong = −5. Streaks earn bonuses.
Neighbour survival guide
How to check out the neighbours before you buy — no games required.
Visit at night before buying
The neighbourhood looks different at 11pm. Noise, parking, street lighting — things you'd never notice during a daytime viewing.
Talk to the actual neighbours
Knock on a few doors. Most people are happy to chat. Ask about noise, parking, and whether they'd buy here again.
Check local Facebook groups
Search for the area name on Facebook. Community groups reveal complaints, recurring issues, and the general vibe of a neighbourhood.
Ask the estate agent directly
Ask if there have been any complaints or disputes. They are legally required to answer honestly if asked a direct question.
Look for physical clues
Overgrown gardens, broken fences, skips that have been there for months, security cameras pointing at each other — these all tell a story.
Check the TA6 form carefully
The seller's property information form asks about neighbour disputes. Read it carefully and ask follow-up questions if anything looks vague.
Research the council
Check if the council has any planned developments nearby — new roads, housing estates, or commercial buildings can change a neighbourhood overnight.
Trust your instincts
If something feels off during a viewing, it probably is. You are buying the neighbourhood as much as the house.
Frequently asked questions
How do I check neighbours before buying?
Visit at different times, talk to people on the street, check local Facebook groups, and read the TA6 form carefully for any disclosed disputes.
Do sellers have to disclose neighbour disputes?
Yes. In England and Wales, the TA6 property information form requires sellers to disclose known disputes. Hiding them can lead to legal action after completion.
What can I do about noisy neighbours?
Start with a polite conversation. If that fails, contact your council's environmental health team. Keep a diary of incidents. Councils can issue noise abatement orders.
Can I play on my phone?
Yes, the game is fully responsive and works on mobile, tablet, and desktop. Just tap your verdict each round.
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